Live Your Life

Ruminations

I first started “using” that word my freshman year in college.  ::cough:: Hannah ::cough::

Anyways, this shall be a life update.  I think.  I hope.  We’ll see.  I also think that I should at least buy “The Fear” by Lily Allen; I’m definitely considering the CD.  I shall see if Myspace has a nice mix of her new songs available to listen to in their entirety.  Woo!

Okay, right then.  What’s up with me?  Let’s start with the basics, more like a to-do list that might unravel a giant ball of icky-ness.  Or maybe just my classes and go from there.

• American Sign Language IV - My last semester, YES!  I really did used to like this class though.
• Advanced Calculus II - This class drives me insane.  I need to talk with Dr. Dwyer about my grade.  I wonder if I can get an A, but I’m thinking I should calculate how many B’s I can have before I fall below 3.9.
• Foundations of Algebra II - I was totally not paying attention in class today.  I have hw due tomorrow that I totally don’t want to do.  I should do it in the morning.  Brilliant.  I might get a B here too.
• W S 4399 - I can never remember the title to this course.  It’s a special topics class, and I think the title has Raunch Culture in it.  It’s great.  We talk about crazy topics.  We call Student Health Services and Planned Parenthood to ask about dental dams and female condoms.  We guffaw at the hilarity that is organic plastic.  We discuss the idea of smelling boxers, going to the hospital as naughty nurses, penis cheese (I can’t remember the exact term), PORN, etc.  We’re insane, but not really—because we should all talk about this crazy ass shit.  :)

Alright, so I need to do that stuff.  I need to make it through the semester without dieing of boredom, frustration, lack of motivation, whatever.  I just need it to be over.

What’s with the lack of motivation people?  It’s all over Facebook.  Okay, yes, I realize.  Some people are graduating and yes, it’s Spring semester and it’s almost over.  I always have a lack of motivation.  ALWAYS.  Okay, man, I will sit on my computer and surf crazy stuff—not porn (this a joke that only people in W S 4399 would get).  I can certify that I’ve watched videos on how to fold t-shirts in 2 seconds, how to make HD antennas out of coat hangers, Xena and Gabrielle subtext, part of a documentary on bestiality, how to purchase a road bike, a review on toilet bowl cleaner, and much more.  I don’t know what this says about me.  But I do wonder, why the crazy bunnies will I do this, but not so much on the academic front.

Which I suppose brings me back to what I want as a career.  Erm….  Bunnies in a haystack!  (For those of you that don’t know me well, this is a odd phrase that I use to show frustration or anger.  We think it originates from Anya in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)  So, I think I’m going to go back to I don’t know.  Apparently, I’m supposed to just sit around and see what happens next semester, when I’m taking all those random classes.  Check out this previous post: The Next Step.  Sad times.  What if I’m really detached from everything except Buffy, Xena, Bones, youTube, and basically just vegitating?  Well, except for the part where I think hard core when I watch television shows.  Maybe I’m giving some of the shows too much credit.  I’m certain that Buffy deserves it though.

Let’s list what I’m for sure interested in doing!

• Watching dramas
• Listening to music with pianos and/or guitars accompanied with female vocals
• Talking about stuff that “we” as an American society never talk about…well, that might be too large of a topic.  I like my Raunch Culture class because of the people there.
• Rock climbing
• Discovering I could do a chin-up without assistance
• Staying up late
• Playing video games, with cheats enabled
• Thinking about myself
• Thinking about humanity and myself (darn I generation)
• Enjoying the company of friends or potential friends
• Thinking about my future cat
• Probably some other stuff…

Well, anyone have any ideas on what I could do for a living?